"AZHAR USMAN IS UNTOUCHABLE!"

~ DAVE CHAPPELLE

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST MUSLIM"

~ CNN

"AMONG THE 500 MOST INFLUENTIAL MUSLIMS IN THE WORLD"

~ GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY

"A FAST-TALKING, WISE-CRACKING AMERICAN HIPSTER"

~ THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS

"HE'S ON STAGE ... KILLING"

~ THE NEW YORK TIMES